Life's Funny Sometimes

-Tabris

I AM NOT THE WORLD TEACHER

I'm not, quit saying that I am. (You people know who you are.)

-Tabris

IGN Previews YET A-GODDAMN-NOTHER Review

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Ever Get The Feeling People Actually Listen to You?

"Fun fact: Diabetus and I are not doing any more videos making of fun of bad LPers, or videos making fun of bad flashes, or even other longplays. This channel is now 100% devoted to Rise of the Dragon over and over."

Okay, I know I can't possibly be the only person who acted like a violent loon complained (seriously, I gave this Longplay MSTing crap a chance, it's painfully lame, knock that shit off), but it's fun to pretend.

-Tabris

P.S.- Rise of the Dragon was a great game, which I own on the Sega CD. That had nothing to do with me unsubscribing to Retsupurae. Really.

Loli Clown

So, there's someone out there called "Loli Clown". And knowing is half the battle.

...Oh, and Osama bin Laden is dead or something.

-Tabris

BlackPeopleMeet.Com

That's a real site. A real dating site. For black people. Only black people.

Seriously.

-Tabris

I Successfully Trolled TV Tropes?

0:22- I wrote that. Me. I'm the one who wrote that.

And I take great pride in my little accomplishments.

-Tabris

Oh, Internet! YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT THAN OBAMA!

Okay, I'll admit it. I'm getting addicted to the dramastorm with the same site so many nerds and crybabies have tried to take down for years getting taken down by it's own mother smothering it with a pillow. But did you know not only are they totally ripping off Know Your Meme, but they probably stole their name from some dude on Tumblr?

Well, since he takes questions, let's ask the one question burning on all our minds:

"Does this site REALLY have nothing to do with Sherrod DeGrippo sellout out Encyclopedia Dramatica, or are you- in fact- part of an OBAMA GAMBIT?!

This was all part of a plan to turn ED into The Unofficial Know Your Meme Mirror that was planned years in advance, like the conspiracy to get Obama into office! IT ALL MAKES PERFECT SENSE WHEN YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT IT, MAN!"

-Tabris

Magitechno Strikeforce No More Sex: Sneak Peek

From the mind of one of my many, many alter egos (which I guess means just from me) comes high functioning autistic anime:



Yes, I pretend to be many, many girls on the internet. It amuses me and is hot.

-Tabris

BANNED FOREVER

A cool song, and a warning.

-Tabris