Breaking News: TV Tropes Deleted Encyclopedia Dramatica's Entry

Lemme tell something about Encyclopedia Dramatica, kiddies: The "cool" kids would have you believe it's "satire". It's not. Like Asperger's Syndrome (which I've never seen a single person claim to have and has become interchangable with ADHD despite being nothing fucking like it), the "cool" kids are dipshits who don't know what that means. No, lemme tell about Encyclopedia Dramatica: It's a sleazy shit-slinging site founded by South Park fans and 4Chan wannabes (sidenote: 4Chan has 30+ ish boards, and only one of them is that "internet hate machine" dipshits kept mentioning) that used to be for trashing moderators who banned them and ex-LiveJournal friends whose self-centered melodramatic bullshit they got sick of dealing with, then in a thinly veiled attempt to not look like they're just bitching about shit like everyone else, they toss around tire shit memes and offensive shit that was funny back when George Carlin said it in the 1970s. Oh, but don't ever call them out on that shit, because they will ban your ass within hours for daring to mock them! (No, it's not hypocrisy that they can't take being called out own their own shit! You just have butthurt and you're just being unfunny, unlike ED editors!) But nowadays, they take themselves even more goddamn seriously. They have actually gotten sick of their own shit and the whole reason their damned site exists! They helped stupid shit like "weeaboo" and "assburgers" get popular, and now, they are a fucking trainwreck held together with duct tape that barely even tries to be anything more than a site all about posting the dirt on "important" *giggle, snort* people on the internet. They, as Oscar Wilde would put it, royally fucking suck.

And I'm taking their side over TV Tropes.

Ya see, TV Tropes administrator Fast Eddie a fucking crybaby control freak, greedy prick, and professional sea captain who's most definitely crossed the moral event horizon by kicking the- Screw it, let's just call him an asshole.

See, it started off when I checked the locked pages out of morbid curiousity. Then I saw this:

...Yeah. Good job. Anyway, ol' ED was deadlinked, so I looked it up, and I learned two things: One, Fat Eddie (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!) was the dickhead who deleted my calling out ED on it's hypocrisy. That alone makes me wanna break the fucking beardy motherfucker's legs. But two, and more importantly, Eddie finally lost his shit and deleted Enyclopedia Dramatica's entry! And he deleted it from "TV Tropes On Other Wikis", be Eddie is officially a huge fucking crybaby sack of fucking shit who's made the entire goddamn site about him.

So yeah, fuck his fat ass. Here's ED's entry on Fast Eddie's laundry list of bullshit TV Tropes:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/TV_Tropes

Here's more on Fat Eddie's scorched earth-ing of ED from TV Tropes (with original article, sans my edit on them being hypocrites):

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/TV_Tropes/Deleted_Encyclopedia_Dramatica_Article

And here's the true TV Tropes, complete with calling out Crybaby Eddie:

http://tvtropesmirror.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

Needs more love. Copy and paste stuff from TV Tropes there, then add all the shit Fatty Buttfuckshitcocks wouldn't let you add. Guess what my very first edit is going to be?

Super duper update: Wanted proof that the big, tough freedom fighters in the struggle against political correctness really are a bunch of fucking losers? Read this:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:DMCAbot

Absolutely, positively devoid of their precious lulz. See, for all the offensive bullshit and "lulz" crap, they're still fucking cowards who will bugger off with their tails between their legs because these hardcore badasses are afraid of breaking internet laws. They are no different that Venomfangx, that loser who had to issue a video apology for using vote bots to vote down the easily loser-y Thunderf00t (yes, for the love of God, we get that Creationists are idiots! Move on with you life, man!):



Corection: They're like Venomfangx if he went out of his way to start a fight with Thnderf00t, then posted his real name, phone number, and home address in public because he's a petty piece of human garbage who makes a huge deal out of his sneaky internet shit getting called out on.

Says I, the dude who wants to fuck up Fast Eddie for whitewashing his wiki edit. Hey, at least I'm well aware of the irony. That's something, right?

-Tabris