My Thoughts on "No Pay, No Spray"

I, for one, defend government protection rackets. After all, I'm the Devil and great delight in greed and ignoring the plight of your fellow man.

9/11 relief workers, you could learn a thing or two from these guys! I mean, you were trying to save those freeloading victims of a terrorist attack who had pre-existing conditions! (Those conditions being victims of a terrorist attack.)

-Tabris