Fred is a Massive Tool

Y'know, I actually used to like Fred. To all you irrational Fred haters, I'd like to know what you think is goddamn comedy. Do you have to tear others down to build yourself up? (Thanks for that bit of wisdom, Christian vegetables!)

But to my fellow rational Fred haters, did you know that long before that lousy, half-assed direct-to-DVD Nickelodeon movie that was released long after he hit his peak, Fred was still a massive tool?



Shane Dawson might make retarded thumbnails and Sxephil might be a giant douche bag who'd sell his soul for views, but at least all the other YouTools haven't reached this level of toolishness.

...Well, Sxephil would if he could. Seriously, the guy's a despicable prick and maybe a child pornographer.

-Tabris

Fuck Shane Dawson

Seriously, fuck that silly looking douche bag. He have over 9,0000 channels and his thumbnails look fucking hideous.

Jesus...fucking Jesus, I hate that asshole...

-Tabris

Let's Solve Illegal Immigrantion Forever!

America should take over Mexico. Then there wouldn't be any Mexicans coming into the country illegally, because Mexico would be part of America.

PROBLEM SOLVED FOREVER!

-Tabris

Paheal: Drawn-Sex, Tram Pararam, Cartoon Reality, and Just Cartoon Dicks are now DNP

In case you didn't know, Drawn-Sex, Tram Pararam, Cartoon Reality, and Just Cartoon Dicks are now on the "Do Not Post" list over at a site where you post Rule 34 pics. They filed a Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) notice for characters they don't own and can't legally make money off of.

...Wait, what?

Now, I'm no big city lawyer, but I do believe this is what they call "a complete load of horse shit". Education your minds, Paheal:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_Millennium_Copyright_Act#Takedown_Notice

Or just give in to bullies making hollow threats. It's the Democratic thing to do!

-Tabris

Great Names for Things That Are Actually Real

-Young Nastyman
-The Whizzer
-Blind Beast vs Killer Dwarf
-Sodom the Killer
-Mansquito
-Sharktopus
-Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden
-Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland
-Gay Sex! (note: GameFAQs removed it because they're cocks)
-Twin Eagle: Revenge Joe's Brother
-Jumpman
-ASO: Armored Scrum Object
-Princess Tomato in Salad Kingdom
-Silhouette Mirage: Reprogrammed Hope
-Ninja Hamster
-Booby Kids
-Lee Trevino's Fighting Golf
-Wargasm
-No One Can Stop Mr. Domino! (seriously, not goddamn EVER, so don't even try)
-Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
-Killer Clowns from Outer Space
-Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle of Death
-Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
-Nuts & Milk
-Bad Dudes vs. Dragon Ninja
-If It Moves, Shoot It!
-Irritating Stick
-Topless Robot
-Anything with a giant animal versus another giant animal
-SSSSSSS
-The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies

-Tabris

The Polls Are In

66% of you apparently feel the need to lash out at me because you hurt inside. Time to lay some MDickie wisdom upside your asses:



Join a gang.

-Tabris

Please, Dear God, Someone Retsuprae This

This truly sets new standards for having no standards.

-Tabris

The Greatest Wisdom, Like, Ever.

-Tabris

HAPPY POST-9/11!

And thanks for nothing, Muppet Babies.

-Tabris

Here's Some Words I Wish Were Ethnic Slurs

Moonpie
Dolphin Rider
Skittler
Fancy Hair Boy
Fancy Hair Girl
Lamp Lighter
Submarine Salesman
Hi Ho Twinklestar
Noodlehead
Dumbledore

-Tabris

MUSLIMS

I think I had just about all the He-Man action figures when I was a kid. Not many of the vehicles, but I did have Castle Grayskull.

Now here's an entirely too big picture that doesn't fit on my screen:



-Tabris

How Long Can This Possibly Last?

-Tabris