Kim Kardashian Dies of AIDS

Even in death, she looks like a slut:



...What's that? She's not really dead? YOU LYING CUNT POSTER!

Oh, wait! She and other celebrities like Lady Gaga and Justin Timberlake are "dead" because they aren't using Twitter and Facebook to raise awareness of the world famous AIDS virus. Well, heck, that's a terrific idea and not at all revoltingly shallow and egotistical!

Y'know, I think I'll join in this. To show my support for AIDS, I'm not going to post another blog entry until I post another blog entry. I am so important that I can raise over 9,000 dollars by not telling anonymous strangers pointless details of my life.

-Tabris

Cover Mock-Up For a Novel I'm Working On

I Regret Googling This Blog

But hey, seventh one down!

-Tabris

"Mudflap" Would Make a Great Racial Slur

I'm sure I mentioned that before. But here's something I found at Postive-Ass Crybabies.net TVTropes.org:

Then the cars showed up in leaked set pics. Now the cars are black with the original colors as highlights. It's not helping the whole racism controversy, but who knows what personalities will be like for the third film.

...Wow. Now just have them wearing blackface and talking like escaped slaves from the 1800s, and you'll have me sold!

-Tabris

The Greatest Blasphemous Boast in The Universe

I'M BETTER THAN GOD IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY! THE LORD ALMIGHTY CAN SUCK IT!

You can tell its true because it's both in all caps and in bold.

-Tabris

Seriously, No Children or Orgasms EVER

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40129858/?Gt1=43001

Seriously. The name of this blog is just silly nonsense. I was reading that Amptu-tan story from 4Chan (which is infinitely better and more believable than that poser piece of shit "Blindmute Loli"), Nurse-kun said "children need orgasms" (I'm taking that completely out of context, by the way), and I thought that would be a funny name for a blog.

...Seriously.

-Tabris

MSNBC Has a Liberal Bias, But Fox News is Still Much Worse

I was Bing-ing up "Rachel Maddow smug" because Google is fucking everywhere, so I'm done feeding that beast. Also, Maddow is goddamn smug and boring all the bloody time, so I wonder what a search would turn up.

Spoiler alert: I found bias assholes calling the kettle a bias asshole.

I'm writing this entry because what we need in this country is not to get along with each other, but an honest hatred of everything because it's all complete bullshit nowadays and we should just give up. MSNBC is abandoned all attempts to be a legitimate news network and embraced being the liberal Fox News...which only people who try to defend Fox News ever called MSNBC. By admitting Fox News was rightwing propoganda, but MSNBC was leftwing propoganda...so the Circle of Life is at balance.

Fox News is terrible, but that doesn't mean MSNBC is right. This is more like Hitler vs Satan. Man, I wish I could see that...



Well, thank you, Jew-run media! You're alright in my book!

-Tabris

Eye on Chris Armstrong

Say, remember hearing about that gay Nazi Chris Armstrong about a week or two ago on The Daily Show? Well, I think now is about the right time to do something! Let's keep abreast on the latest Chris Armstrong news by his jaded stalker that bald guy who wasn't cyber-bullying Chris Armstrong whose name I forget:



Ah, damnit.

I Just Remembered I Have Twitter Account

-Tabris