I AM THE DEVIL

One Halloween I had this devil costume, but it was one of those cheap-o things with the thin plastic with an elastic band stapled to it and a plastic smock with the character's face on it. So, I went trick or treating and I got to this old man's house. When he opened the door, he was all like "Awww! The Devil!" and closed the door. I thought he was joking...but he never opened the door. He actually thought I was the Devil himself, come to lay claim on his senile soul. Y'know, because the Dark Lord wears a cheap plastic shirt with his unholy image upon it. And, like, the plastic's probably made of orphan souls and shit.

I gotta wonder what happened afterwards. I'd like to think he completely lost it and started living in this delusional post-apocalyptic world. He'd be surprised his neighbors survived the Rapture, build an anti-zombie watchtower on his lawn, construct what he thinks is a urine recycling machine, try to trade gasoline for supplies at the local convenience store.

Old people are funny. And then they die.

-Tabris

Nothing But Darkness Lurks in the Human Soul

Well, yeah, I laughed, but I'm horrible person and no one should follow my example.

http://www.1010global.org/uk/2010/10/sorry

"Many people found the resulting film extremely funny, but unfortunately some didn't and we sincerely apologise to anybody we have offended."

...Wow. There cannot possibly be any worse people in the world.



Fun sidenote: Try and find my comment on that video before HowTheWorldWorks realizes I was trolling. Which will likely be never.

-Tabris

Conservative New Media Blocked Me

Awwww! I think I hurt some bald retard's Conservative New Media's feelings! I should have looked at my "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet and did what this troll good Catholic lady did: Insult Muslims and call people who disagree with me gay in the most disgusting way possible.

By the way, shame on NPR for firing Juan Williams for saying things they didn't like. What happened to freedom of speech, I ask ya?

-Tabris

Something to Know About Neo-Nazis

Every Neo-Nazi is a racist, but not every Neo-Nazi is a pedophile.

Now that's something to think about.

-Tabris

My Thoughts on "No Pay, No Spray"

I, for one, defend government protection rackets. After all, I'm the Devil and great delight in greed and ignoring the plight of your fellow man.

9/11 relief workers, you could learn a thing or two from these guys! I mean, you were trying to save those freeloading victims of a terrorist attack who had pre-existing conditions! (Those conditions being victims of a terrorist attack.)

-Tabris

STEWART NUCLEAR SKULL FUCKS SANCHEZ!!!

When Rick Sanchez called Jon Stewart a bigot and then said the media is run by the Jews, Stewart fired back with a fuckin' bunker buster!

"In talking about how people should donate for autism education, for which the show raises money, Stewart said: "If you went on radio and said the Jews control the media… you may want to hold on to your money."

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Sanchez got his shit fucked up hardcore! FUCKIN' HARDCORE!

...God, I hate this country.

-Tabris

From Wimdows LIve Team

Effort. Try it some time.

Edit: I say that, and I didn't resize the damned thing. Well, why the hell doesn't the entry get bigger or something?

-Tabris