Even in death, she looks like a slut:
...What's that? She's not really dead? YOU LYING CUNT POSTER!
Oh, wait! She and other celebrities like Lady Gaga and Justin Timberlake are "dead" because they aren't using Twitter and Facebook to raise awareness of the world famous AIDS virus. Well, heck, that's a terrific idea and not at all revoltingly shallow and egotistical!
Y'know, I think I'll join in this. To show my support for AIDS, I'm not going to post another blog entry until I post another blog entry. I am so important that I can raise over 9,000 dollars by not telling anonymous strangers pointless details of my life.