Monday, March 7, 2011

Encyclopedia Dramatica: Let's Bring Up This Shit Yet Again

Now, I was over this topic. The current kick I'm on is steampunk. Anyway, I decided to drop by this blog to see if there was anything new. I skimmed over older posts, and holy fucking shit, Encyclopedia Dramatica is way the fuck worse than some sea captain descending a website into despotism!

Not to obsess over this or anything, but apparently, Encyclopedia Dramatica and the tools that run it:

-Was formerly run by a drunken retard who blew his brains out because the internet told him to.
-Will give you advise on committing what one could consider cyber terrorism because posting dirt on people is terrific when it's not them.
-Are dirty goddamn lying sons of bitches who will absolutely censor themselves.
-Will DMCA your ass if you dare post their shit. Yeah, despite the fact that their imaginary scapegoat formerly used pictures stolen from some random guy and, like I've mentioned before, they're post your personal info if you DMCA them. (edit: And they'll use blatantly false information when writing out a DMCA form...which I'm kinda sure is goddamn illegal. I refuse to believe Kalamazoo is a real town, or if it is, it's name is real and not part of an elaborate joke to bring in tourists.)
-Have no sense of irony, much like Mr. Krabs.

...Goddamn. I know I'm just going off of blind faith here, taking the word of an internet stranger, but try looking up "nigger", "jew", or "offended". "Jew" and "offended" are now ultra-PC. Yeah, I get it, after years of being offensive...yeah. Funny. But "nigger" (and "aboriginal") have been removed, wait.

Oh! Oh, I see what you did there! You deleted all the offensive crap, appearing to cave in to pressure, then make something offensive! That's so satirical!

sat·ire   /ˈsætaɪər/

1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3. a literary genre comprising such compositions. 3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.
4. Acting like a emotionally crippled dickhead with no social skills and making excuses for it. Also see "Autistic", "Freudian Excuse".



  1. Proof that I can't take any goddamn sides in any battle ever:

    Imagine if Glenn Beck learned that ED made fun of him...and there ya go!

    God, I hate everyone.


  2. No one reads your blog. No one cares. Stop posting.

    Love, mom.

    P.S. put those empty soda cans in the recycle bin, they're piling up by your computer.

  3. ...Seriously, you took the time to be a whiny little bitch because I trashed that shithole (which, I kid you not, have become so fucking lame that they have their own official "random internet shit" blog) over a month ago. You read the blog and you cared enough to bitch about me calling out precious ED's bullshit. You have, as the young people say, BUTTHURT. YOU, SIR, GOT BUTTHURTED!

    See, kids, this is why you should shut the up and let me complain in peace: I am goddamn fantastic at pointing out other people's logical fallacies. (Though to be fair, most people are just fucking idiots.) I'm also much older than you, so, y'know, life experience and shit.