Showing posts with label GameFAQs Top Ten Lists pretentious cockery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label GameFAQs Top Ten Lists pretentious cockery. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Nazifpour is an Incredibly Pretentious Cock

I mean, look at this:

http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/top10/2253.html

Yeah, Spore dealt with some important religious issues, huh? Like THAT'S COMPLETE FUCKING BULLSHIT! And that's one of the less spit-take inducing things this asshole's written. Take a look at his other lists:

The Top 10 Games Which Deal With Important Moral Issues
The Top 10 Games Which Deal With Important Philosophical Issues
The Top 10 Games Which Deal With Important Political Issues
The Top 10 Games Which Deal With Important Psychological Issues
The Top 10 Games Which Deal With Important Social Issues


Guess how many of those have wannabe intellectual bullshit shoehorned in where it doesn't belong? All of them, you say? DING DING DING! Give the man a cupie doll! And did you also say that the #1 spot has "The X Game" in it? Oh snap! Welcome to the bonus round, mo-fo!

Deal lord, dare we actually take a look at some of these?

"Oni- Forgiveness"

How this deals important moral issues: If you choose not to kill someone, they'll show up Deus ex Machina and shit to help you with the last boss.

By the way, Konoko sure as shit does not "forgive" Griffin. She walks away, pissed off as fucking hell, and aside from the last boss, it doesn't effect the story at all. Did this dipshit actually play the game?

"Mirror's Edge- Peaceful resistance"

How this deals with important political issues: Running around is the same as picket- Wait a goddamn minute, can't you steal guns and punch dudes in the junk?! Double bullshit!

"Fallout 2- LGBT rights"

How this deals with important social issues: You could marry a hillbilly of the same sex or sleep with other women as a female character. Are you fucking kidding me? How...why...

I'd point out more examples of complete bullshit, but fuck this shit. Fuck it now and forever.

-Tabris