Wednesday, December 15, 2010

XKCD Is Awful and Has Asperger's Syndrome

Hey, speaking of webcomics, you like XKCD? You do? Well FUCK YOU, SHITHEAD! As I've recently learned, XKCD, like its creator, is an irredeemable piece of dog and cat shit that pisses out its ass!

Oh, that's not good enough to convince you? Apparently, we got some elitst son of a bitch up in here whose opinion isn't formed by some guy on a wiki. Lemme educate your ass:

-It features stick figures. Simplicity is Mexican Islamofacist bullshit. If you don't try to make something look terrific, you might as well just go molest a child.

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Pictured: Shit done right. Also, :D.

-Big wordy shit. Big wurds r pretentueous and gey. doent b smert cuz smurt wardz r presumuous and ghay adn u mayk webkomik 4 me soe doant be a retarted fargut..

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Pretentious cocks at work.

-It's popular. Jesus fucking Christ, that pisses me off more than anything! If you're successful at anything, you're no better than goddamn Hitler! See, if something is popular, it only got that way because it's stupid. Most people are stupid because they refuse to acknowledge how much better I am than them, so only something stupid that could still be pretentious even though it's stupid could be popular. Logically, that means everyone who hates something popular are geniuses and not complete tools.

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Sometimes, there's no need to put up a picture with a wacky caption.

In conclusion, Randall Munroe has Asperger's Syndrome.

-Tabris

4 comments:

  1. Bad webcomic = ANYTHING I DON'T LIKE.

    Still nowhere near as heavy in dumbass bias as the review for Collar 6, which is reviewed by someone who takes their silly-ass lifestyle (and by extension, a comic about girls spanking each other in public) WAY the fuck too seriously. (Yes, BDSM people are basically furries. It'd be pathetic if it wasn't so hot.)

    -Tabris

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  2. Okay, since I apparently have to sign up for Wikibullshit.com, AND THEN The Bad Comics Wiki, I'm THIS close to saying "fuck it" with calling them out on that complete bullshit review. I mean, I don't really care about XKCD one way or another (except that I've seen it linked so many times on TV Tropes that I used to twitch whenever I saw it), but I actually do prefer to put facts before petty bullshit. I don't like it, but that's how things should be.

    -Tabris

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  3. And a second update: The guy who wrote that shitty review? His art is FUCKING UGLY! Just check out "Cheshire Crossing". It's technically an improvement, but even my crappy little doodles look better than the Cheshire Crossing art. That asshole's art looks like a crackwhore made using only the default brush and maybe smudge tools in Photoshop.

    -Tabris

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