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HOLY FUCKING SHIT, DEGRIPPO SOLD YOU ALL OUT! Encyclopedia Dramatica is dead, and all links to it now redirect you to this generic webcrap site that's a shadow of ED's former self! DeGrippo sold out every goddamn troll on the internet!
...I...I'm honestly conflicted. This is like when I first heard about Dragonball Evolution. I wanted to win...but not like this. This isn't right. God help me, this just isn't right. Not at all!
It goes against my own interests to not laugh hysterically over the most offensive shithole on the internet getting retooled into a non-threatening, corporate money-whoring piece of crap, but I honestly do feel bad for each and every one of you stupid, obnoxious punks that hung out there. Dare I actually say that...maybe I have standards, even when it comes to the things I hate? That no one and nothing, no matter how much I despise them, should fall because of betrayl? I tell myself otherwise, but...damn it all, there are just certain things that- THE FUCK IS THIS?!
It's hard writing with a mouse...
NIGGERS! FAGS! GOATSE! THESE THINGS STAIN YOUR HANDS, MY LORD!
Of all the self-righteous bullshit...
So...lemme get this straight: Encyclopedia Dramatica was founded because Wikipedia wouldn't let some assholes abuse it just so they could piss and moan about people they hate? (No points for irony, folks. This is just a little nothing blog.)
Well, thanks a lot, DeGrippo, you arrogant, self-important bag of cunts. I was feeling genuine sympathy for my hated enemies, and you go and ruin the mood by pretending that Encyclopedia Dramatica was anything other than a bunch of kids trying to one-up South Park and being pots bashing kettles for being black. Good job.
Trolls, orcs, goblinoids of all kinds, you have my sympathies.
-Tabris
'tis a sad day...
ReplyDeleteIn case you're worried they got TOO classy, here's that ED staffer who blew his brains out because he was the kind of drunken retard sack of shit that natural selection demands should die:
ReplyDeletehttp://ohinternet.com/OldDirtyBtard
Gee, Oh Internet, I don't think your advertisers are going to like the last moments of life of a suicide victim posted like that!
-Tabris
"This page has been deleted. The deletion and move log for the page are provided below for reference.
ReplyDelete<3 ODB for life, but we can do better than this.
-Sherrod"
I CALLED IT! I ALWAYS CALL IT!
-Tabris